STEVE MARTIN

Weight now fluctuating wildly because of twice daily 20-minute starvation diets.

7 hour sleep diet worked great. Will power held beautifully. Quite proud of myself.

Satisfied with today’s dieting. Going to dinner now at Restaurant Row. Not at one restaurant, entire Restaurant Row.

Going on twenty minute starvation diet.

Administering CPR to myself to recover from hour-long diet. Drinking tea and sucking on ice cubes made from bullion.

Hallucinating.