December 2010
249 posts
I got nothing.: Cosmopolitan is a table →
-rosasparks-:
I would like one of the shitwits who wrote that atrocious article to practice what they preach.
I would LOVE for one them to go home, to their manz, put on that sexy nighty or whatever shit they advocate to turn on their manz, and shove a mushed banana or mango up their vagina and write about it.
But that “confessions” page is so much fun to read at slumber...
My baby's favourite song of 2010 is Hey, Soul...
mybabyisaverage:
If I wasn’t convinced of my baby’s mediocrity before, I certainly am now.
If it is sung on Glee or performed by Train…well..we all know what will happen.
No mention of the Tumblr Apocalypse among the 110...
111.Tumblr should get a picture of a whale spouting water when they have technical problems like Twitter.
ON A LIGHTER NOTE
Love that Sally Draper’s hissy fits and masturbation antics got a gentle nod.
11. The Sally Draper plotline on “Mad Men.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/30/fashion/30Year.html?ref=nyregion
New Years Eve Fashion File:"Don’t wear flip-flops,...
Do you hear this Glee Cast?? Courtney Love? Pregnant Mariah Carey? All you freaking Kardashians???? Oprah?? Not you Madonna..you’re ok.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/30/fashion/30ROW.html?ref=nyregion
New Year's Badku
rosemarysbabyjane:
Goodbye to this year
I’m not sad to see you go
You pretty much sucked
Cannot wait to wake up in a pool of my own sick Saturday!
Pre-Funeral
Mom: y’all choose what you’re wearing to the funeral. I’m going to breakfast-croissants!
Nothing like a carbo load to get pumped pre burial.
And then I will put my mouth on his mouth!
– Liz Lemon (via internetgrandma)
One more Stewart article from NPR and I will have...
Jon Stewart
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/26/132310870/jon-stewarts-latest-act-sept-11-responders-bill?ft=1&f=1048
Jimmy Stewart
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/24/132285760/jimmy-stewart-museum-needs-a-bailout?ft=1&f=1048
Next Stewart; B4
Recorder
Mom: Feel better sweetie! Do u remember if u have to do something with your tongue when u play the recorder?
"3 Blind Mice"- the only thing everyone is forced to learned in elementary school. also..not an aphrodisiac.