Joan sings “C’est Magnifique!”
This Bat Mitzvah Sucks
We’re all so sorry.
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craigslist woes
A COFFEE TABLE IS NOT A DINETTE, YOU IGNORANT FUCK
UGH
If you swim directly at them, they’ll run.
Found by zzy
Going to see the costumes at Brooks Brothers has made me only more eager to see the new Baz Luhrmann film of “The Great Gatsby.”
Beyonce’s The Mrs Carter Show, our latest contribution to British Vogue’s The Culture Edit.
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theperfectbeat: Glittery Eyes (Repost)
By Etgar Keret
This is a story about a little girl who loved glittery things more than anything else in the whole world. She had a glittery dress, and glittery socks, and glittery ballet slippers. And a glittery black doll named Christie after their maid. Even her teeth glittered, though her…
Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
Welcome to the first scene in the horror film that you star in.
Found by Stefanie Squier
Sad stuff on Sesame Street: Bert’s drug binge ends tragically.
Found in Mauritius by Chryss
